So you're sailing through life and you're just trying to keep up with everything, and then WHAM. Life deals you a little setback. On Friday it was my department's responsibility to clean up the lunchroom. When I saw all the dirt and dust balls on top of the refrigerator, I stepped up on a chair to clean it. As I was stepping down, my shoe caught on the chair and I took a bad fall. Unfortunately, I used my left hand to block my fall and it shattered my ulna and radius. My arm looked like a pretzel. On Saturday morning I underwent 3 hours of surgery that required a bone graft, a metal plate and a rod. I may still need more surgery. On the brighter side, I still have use of my right hand. Once again I am reminded of that line from the movie, Forrest Gump—life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.
Time for another Percocet.
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